Thursday, July 3, 2014

BEING 32


This is only my third post after the personal account of my trip to Humpi last year. The thing about writing blogs is that the place or occasion has to really inspire you to write. This means taking out some valuable time from your hectic—a word to describe myself as a very important person—schedule. Well, Humpi certainly deserved my valuable time, and now being 32 in another such momentous occasion. As I look back on all the moments I’ve lived so far, here are some important life-changing experiences.

1.      Work is worship: If you are a person with a normal career trajectory, it is possible you may have completed a decade of professional work experience. At 32, the last ten years of work ex might just feel a total mithya ( myth), it will dawn upon you that you were born to change the course of history and not be history. the next thing you will do is to buy a new Iron Man suit and like every post by the Aam Aadmi party in Facebook, angrily stare at kids who litter , moral police nastily outside BIG NASTY, give endless sessions on historic values to fresh batch of new recruits and will be an ardent follower of Arnab Show in Times Now thus realising the true meaning of Democracy.  

 


2.      Upping your wellness quotient: Carbs, cheese and oil will, overnight, become your greatest foe. The pot belly which stood by your side  through every thick and thin crust will now be your sworn enemy. You will hit the gym, dig into all sorts of health food, look up the Web and will turn into best quack dietician thus giving Leena Mogre a run for her money.

 





3.      Family first: Now’s when you will start taking interest in all the gossip your mother has to share. And your bitchiness masked as curiosity will only get worse.

 


 

4.      You will start finding younger girls attractive: No, not for the obvious reasons. At 32, you will start to wonder what makes these girls so ridiculously artificial and irritatingly cute and boring. And these were the same kind of girls you loved to chase in college.




 

5.      Single malt only: Your digestive system will automatically adjust itself only to single malts and the elusive bourbon that’s hard to find in a duty-free shop. Royal Stag, Signature and Antiquity will vanish from your dictionary. Note: JD is not a bourbon.
 
 


 
 

 

6.      Sale? What’s that? Thou shall no more wait for that magical 50 % discount number, be it Celio or a GANT, no problem ! Only this time you will find it hard to fit into that lovely linen pants - Boss 34 or 36 ke beech main size milega ?  

 

 

7.      Social networking: You will start spending a lot of time on Facebook. Not because of its innovative algorithm, but because your 2,000 friends list will not miss any opportunity to show off their cool lifestyles, making every achievement of your last 32 years purely worthless.

 






8.      Travel: It will suddenly dawn on you that you haven’t seen the world while the rest of the world has crashed Facebook with their numerous travel albums and selfies. You will spend endless hours on travel blogs and sites, only to find yourself at Kashid beach resorts or Manas resort in Igatpuri during Ganpati holiday.

 

 

9.      Silence: The phone will not ring at 12 am anymore. In fact, it’s never going to ring. You will have to be happily  satisfied with long SMSes with emoticons ,  Whatsapp messages and Facebook wishes, impersonalised communication in the personalised digital age.

 




10.  And lastly , your birthdays will never be a mega PR  exercise with friends, friends of friends/girlfriends/boyfriends & acquaintances rubbing shoulders with each other in that cool Bandra pub. It will be a very quiet affair with friends who will not just like your FB post, but truly like you in real life too.




A very happy 32 birthday to me!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

A JOURNEY BACK IN TIME - HAMPI


  A JOURNEY BACK IN TIME 

Kings, Generals, Battles and the stories of valor is something which we all grew up on. Lost cities, folklore, tales from the ancient times have long baffled us and our imagination. The Indian history textbook is full of chapters which shaped modern India and the great Indian civilization. Many kings conquered vasts kingdoms, some perished , some got etched in history and some just left ... one such ancient Empire which seldom gets a mention in our textbooks is the Kingdom of Vijayanagar and its capital City Hampi ( Word derived from the name of Goddess Hampa Devi - Anglicized name is Hampi ). A majestic city, the second Roma of the world and an ancient ruins which even today proudly stands tall as the symbol of pomp, grandeur, and richness. A city so magnificent which perhaps lost out to many foreign invaders who came, saw, looted and just destroyed...

Striking Resemblance to the Pantheon -  A symbol of Indian Architecture in Hampi 


We started our journey from Mumbai, on a road less traveled in our very own fiatpunto. A distance of 748 Km was by no means a small task, but supporting us in this road trip was our quest for adventure, our determination and the endless countryside landscape which perhaps one seldom gets to see. The road to Hampi is via  NH4 towards Hubli http://wikitravel.org/en/Hampi . The closest station to Hampi is Hospet, a quaint little town still stuck in the present and medieval ages of ancient India. 

Scenic monsoon drive on the NH4 

After approximately driving for 11 hours at stretch and with two flat tyres in the middle of the state highway , we managed to reach Hospet at 4:00 a.m. The Govt run Guest House, Hotel Priyadarshini was kind enough to let us in with a measly sum of INR 1000 per night. After a heavenly sleep, we straight headed towards the majestic ruins, upon entering the lost City, we were warmly greeted by the historic gate which still displays the beauty and charm of 14th century. 


As you enter the city, one get to see millions of boulders surrounding the 29 sq km area, the city is stunning  and one can simply wander around whilst discovering the rich vibrant history. The heavenly kingdom immediately transports you back to the era where once gold,diamonds and other rare commodities were publicly traded on the streets.Our humble guide, Mr.Naagraj took us for a lovely tour of the marvelous architecture, the idols and the detailing on the walls is somethings which even today none can emulate. With more than 2200 temples, Hampi is an architectural paradise, we were told that out of the 2200 temple only 22 temples have been excavated by  ACSI ( Archaeological Survey Of India).  







One of the most remarkable features of Hampi was also its self sufficient economy. The empire's vast expanse stretched from Karnataka to Sri lanka till the present day Orissa, Under the rule of Shri Krishnadevraya, the 15th Century Ruler, the empire flourished in art,craft,precious metals and commodities. There were many traders from the west who visited the city to trade for spices, tobacco, gold, diamonds and other precious metals. The temples and the magnificent work is something which can't be explained, but has to be seen with the naked eye. Every inscription talks about the way of life at Hampi giving us a rare glimpse of the empire which unfortunately somewhere got lost in time. 
Sun Temple Replica of Konark built by the 15th Century Ruler of Viajanagar - Krishnadevraya to mark his victory over Orissa 

The city  close to 17th Century fell to Muslim invaders , it is said the King's sandalwood palace burnt for six odd months before turning into ashes.The empire which was once equated with Rome and Portuguese Travelers like Domingo Paes wrote poems describing its beauty was lost in time only to be excavated  is 1982. Hampi today is the world UNESCO Heritage site and is one of the most popular tourist destinations for the world.  


The Lotus Palace - Queens mid -night abode 

Finally, after a  spectacular tour , we settled for a nearby small village on the other side of the river in Virupapur Gadde. Virupapur Gadde, with it's chilled out environment on the edge of paddy fields, attracts plenty of foreigners and tourist. It is here that you are allowed to binge on alcohol and a bit of meat , as it is strictly prohibited in Hampi owing to the religious sentiments. After a relaxed evening with some home made pasta and small pegs of Vodka , we crashed in our small little cottage only to wake up to a beautiful sunrise across the paddy field. 

After a hot shower , we headed straight towards the stall which was serving hot Idlis with grated coconut chutney right outside the Virrupaksha Temple, the most sacred temple within the City. Followed by a quick darshan and some last minute marble souvenir shopping we headed straight back to our City of Dreams -  Mumbai.

The Car Fiat Punto was provided by Fiat India Pvt Ltd, This trip would not have been possible without the support of our dear friend Akshat Jain, Many Thanks Akshat. 

Being a Mumbaikar, we all know that there aren't many roadtrips which we can take unlike our Delhi friends, but I must admit the road to the lost empire - Hampi is one the most satisfying journey which one can take. In short, if you wish for a quick tour back in time, Hampi will certainly not disappoint you. 

PS: Giving me company on this trip were two of my dear friends and colleagues, Bhushan Rao and Rahul Mathur. 



Sunday, March 17, 2013

PUBLIC RELATIONS THROUGH THE AGES



PUBLIC RELATIONS THROUGH THE AGES
                                             

Endearingly called PR, an Acronym for two Social Paradigms-Public and Relations,     once considered  a side show  of the high and mighty of ‘Advertising’, now stands on its own with hi- tech props and matching accessories ever ready to switch on its charm and turn resplendent  whoever comes in contact with  it ,may be individuals, organisations   corporate  or even Nations.

PR as a phenomenon is not new to the world; it existed in various forms and manifestations all through the ages, though not in its present shape; why you can even trace it in the Garden of Eden when God told Adam the first Human being to keep his image of ‘first in the universe ’and not to tarnish it by eating the Forbidden fruit at any cost, He was very solemnly performing his PR prerogative. 
 When the ‘Homo Sapiens’ emerged out of their caves in one piece, spread out into this vast expanse called  earth, in search of food and other necessities, lived first in small groups coalescing into societies, Communication became imperative; PR  was born in its crude form of ‘word by mouth’. The nomadic tribes in the beginning of civilisation attained prominence or demise by the way they communicated or positioned    themselves   ; the ‘might is right’ philosophy of the olden days was maintained through how effectively they communicated to out do the other and establish themselves.When from nomads into settlements and from settlements to Nation States , civilisation advanced ,‘survival of the fittest’ was the mantra ;here again communication and carving out an image –mild, arrogant, savage, fierce etc became the clue for survival ,each nation state known by the image it created about them. If   you delve deep into the recesses of antiquity, you can   perceive how communication   by ‘word by mouth’ at that particular point of time in History impacted the lives of the people and Nation states. In ancient   Greece, the two Nation states –Athens and Sparta -were in a positioning game, Athens positioned itself as the pioneer and home of Democracy while Sparta was known as the warrior kingdom, both survived on their respective USP for a long time until Sparta created   ‘fear psychosis’ in the minds of Athens and overran their country and decimated their democracy.   








History is replete with instances of fighting and winning wars on psychological factors by permeating fear psychosis in the rank and file of the forces and creating disarray and mayhem among them   however, numerically strong they happened to be. When   Alexander the great ,the  young ruler of   a  hardly known  Macedonia set out to conquer the world ,more than  the strength of the army ,the aura created by his close confidantes around him to be ruthless and invincible ,worked in his favour more than the prowess ,as messengers would fan out the enemy camps with  fabled stories of his being the son of Greek God ,  born to rule the world  and no one however mighty would be able to defeat him etc. and  overwhelm them ;the fortress of impregnability erected around him was nothing but a creation of fertile  minds with traces  of PR  ingrained  in them .   However, Alexander met his match in the irrepressible Chanakya who was bidding his time ,having mentored a rustic lad Chandragupta to be the future king of a unified Indian empire which he had envisioned and nearly succeeded barring the threat from Alexander. Chanakya an eminent Vedic scholar, held firmly the view that whatever   be your moves, your actions, you have to look at your ‘permanent interests’, whether your actions be positive or negative, as long as it serves your ‘permanent interests’   pursue it, look at the end not the means of achieving it, even if a negative move leads to a positive end result, your action is justifiable. He also believed that there are only two types of people in this world, either, they are wise or they are fools, there   is no in between.  Armed with these, He unleashed a massive communication  blitzkrieg in history aimed at demoralising Alexander ,his close advisers and the rank and file –first the ‘wrath of Indian Gods would decimate you and your army’ massage was disseminated through one of Alexander’s own advisors ,spies and  messengers , followed up with perpetrating certain telltales of actual wrath  on the Greek conqueror ,then planting  trusted  Chandra Gupta  himself among the Greek army columns ,particularly among the Indian contingent, rousing nationalistic feelings  and creating  internal dissension to such an extend that  the world conqueror had to retreat abandoning his  global ambitions.           If you look at the foregoing descriptions of two  Historical personalities and their actions, it can be surmised,  how communication, ‘word by mouth’ the only available mode at that time ,was effectively used to   project the image in certain way or mar the image to annihilate your adversary   and make way for achieving your goals; now try applying these principles  into modern scenario, whether the  edifice of ‘fear psychosis’ erected by the coterie of Alexander to weaken his adversaries is applicable to  Corporate warfare of modern times to fiercely protect  your  Market Leadership and whether the negative moves and vibes orchestrated  by Chanakya to browbeat Alexander ,which History has justified as being aimed at  positive outcome of a united India ,can be applied to brand wars ;no doubt, these are  debatable points for modern PR practitioners ,who are armed to the teeth with modern precepts, tactics and hi-tech communication gadgets and yet find some lessons from History to emulate and   apply to modern times.





Modern PR is also all about ‘image building’ –images of products and services- in  inanimated segments,  images of individuals hailing from various spheres –social, economic ,political -images of Corporate-private and public- images of organisations/ institutions and Nations in animated segments. Image building is effected on the basic premise: ‘man is a social animal’, built on main planks--social and psychological  -social say-perceptions, tastes, aptitudes, attitudes, sense  and sensibilities etc.-psychological say-status ,prestige, power, glamour etc, on the positive side -fear, complexes and various negative emotions on the negative side --of the target group to be influenced. In today’s fast paced   world, when the options are legion, like   other services,   Innovation is the key to the success of PR also; innovation in strategies, innovation in execution and innovation in outcome. No PR strategies remain constant, amoeba like it takes manifold shapes depending upon the stimuli of social and psychological strata as mentioned  in the forgoing paragraph of the targeted audience which are constantly changing; as such  PR steps continuously  need revamping, refurbishing,  recasting, relocating ,metamorphosing and  overhauling ,to keep pace with the fast changing times and trends.   The latest phenomenon in PR is personality centric, contrary to the organisation/brand centric of earlier times, by which the image is built around the CEO or the Head of the organisation and the corporate or the brand   becomes synonymous   with him; in this the profile of the person concerned is pepped up by constantly eulogising him through Media exposure and keeping him on high pedestal and through him the organisation and product recall being achieved. In this realm, even several  low profile figures have reached great heights taking the organisation and products and services He represents to dizzying heights—Aditya Birla ,  Anand Mahindra to quote a few examples.Another area in which PR render impeccable service is Damage control; when Business houses or organisations fall into disrepute, fall from grace in the eyes of the loyal patrons due to the dip in quality   of their goods and services or certain omissions and commissions of the company have brought harm to the society at large, or not palatable to the norms set by the society, and as such, the company has to retrieve the lost ground, PR steps in with their damage control solutions. PR   go deep into the matters, pinpoint the missing links in the dynamics of its operations which have brought about the downslide and puts forward   constructive suggestions   for   the company to bounce back to its original glory.     PR have ,therefore, come a long way from  the age old days of ‘word by mouth’ communication to its present  exponential  level of growth laced with rare wizardry ,  maturity and above all equipped with modern communication tools  becoming  part and parcel of the business houses ,global conglomerates, govt , quasi govt  and all kinds of organisations ,leaders and individuals who want to nurture  an alluring image and  sustain it.





A fitting finale to the forgoing PR story would be to attempt a CARICATURE of the  typical present day PR   professional  : A happy go lucky Human –male or female –endowed with   boundless nervous energy, tastefully attired, pleasant in disposition, subtle smile   on the lips, confident to the core, solution on finger tips however vexatious the problem, patience personified, never frowns never winks, calm and composed and with a never give up attitude, wielding a   ‘PR norm’  scissors  and a ‘best impression’ brush dipped in psychedelic ‘makeover’ paint  cutting the rough edges, sprucing and shaping up the communication edifice of the organisations and applying fresh paints where ever it is worn off or faded ,touch up at crumpled areas to give that perennial  imposing  and evergreen  look .Bravo PR ,you have arrived in style and here to stay for ever.